what happens in the states - stays in the states (including us)

So, have you heard about the vulcano?
They usally say:
"What happens in the states - stays in the states" and obviously that includes me and Ellen.
The Bombettes might be forced to look for other guitarplayers because the situation does not look good. I know it will be hard, noone can throw their hair as Ellen.
We are sad:

We cry:

& we hope to get home: